White coat. Heels.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I love having hate sex.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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