Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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