in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
she smelled like a LAN party
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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