When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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