No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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