He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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