At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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