I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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