My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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