I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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