i just wanna soil my oats bro
What a fucking waste of an outfit
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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