I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
