how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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