Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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