she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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