You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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