Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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