I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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