Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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