thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize