these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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