I want to make a zoo with you.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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