she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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