i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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