The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
My room smells like vodka and shame
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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