What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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