...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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