I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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