You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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