Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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