he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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