She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
