We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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