Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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