Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't deserve a penis
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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