There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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