lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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