HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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