I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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