Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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