the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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