So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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