: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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