he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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