Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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