Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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