I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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