Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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