Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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