I'm jealous of your bromance
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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