like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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