remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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