...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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