"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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