They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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